Sesko: Another Victim of Soccer's Relentless Cycle of Hot Takes and Internet Jokes
Picture the following: a happy Rasmus Højlund in a Napoli shirt. Next, juxtapose that with a sad-looking the Slovenian forward in a Manchester United kit, appearing like he just missed an open goal. Do not bother locating a real picture of him missing; context is your adversary. Now, include statistics in a large, comical font. Don't forget the emojis. Share it across all platforms.
Will you point out that Højlund's goal count includes scores in the Champions League while Sesko isn't playing in continental tournaments? Of course not. And would you highlight that four of Højlund's goals came against weaker national sides, or that his national team is much stronger to Slovenia and creates far more chances. If you run social media for a large outlet, pure interaction is what pays the bills, United are the biggest draw, and context is your sworn enemy.
Thus the cycle of online material spins. Your next task is to scan a 44-minute interview featuring the legendary goalkeeper and extract the part where he describes the acquisition of Sesko "weird". Just before, where Schmeichel prefaces his remarks by saying, "I have nothing bad to say about Benjamin Sesko"... well, remove that part. Nobody needs that. Just ensure "strange" and "Sesko" are paired in the headline. The audience will be furious.
This Time of Promise and Premature Judgment
The heart of fall has traditionally one of my preferred times to watch football. Leaves fall, winds shift, squads and strategies are newly formed, all is novel and yet patterns are emerging. Key players of the season ahead are planting their flags. The transfer window is shut. No one is mentioning the quadruple yet. Everyone are in contention. At this precise point, anything is possible.
However, for many of the same reasons, mid-autumn has also been one of my most disliked times to read about football. For while no outcomes are decided, opinions must be formed immediately. The City winger is resurgent. Florian Wirtz has been a major letdown. Could Semenyo be the best player in the league right now? We need an answer now.
Sesko as Patient Zero
And for numerous reasons, Sesko feels like the archetype in this context, a player caught between football's two countervailing, unavoidable forces. The need to withhold final conclusions, allowing technical development and tactical sophistication to mature. And the imperative to generate instant definitive judgment, a conveyor belt of takes and memes, context-free condemnations and pointless comparisons, a square that can not truly be circled.
It is not my aim to offer a in-depth analysis of Sesko's time at United to date. He has started four times in the top flight in a highly unpredictable team, scored two goals, and taken a mere of 116 contacts with the ball. What precisely are we analysing? And will I attempt to duplicate Gary Neville's and Ian Wright's seminal masterwork "The Sesko Debate", in which two of England's leading pundits argue thrillingly on a podcast over whether Sesko needs 10 goals to be deemed successful this season (Neville), or whether it is more like twelve or thirteen (the other).
A Cruel Environment
Despite this I loved watching Sesko at Leipzig: a big, screeching racing car of a forward, playing in a team pitched perfectly to his talents: afforded the freedom to rampage but also the freedom to miss. And in part this is why Manchester United feels like the cruellest place he could possibly be right now: a place where "brutal verdicts" are summarily issued in about the time it takes to load a pre-roll ad, the club with the widest and most pitiless gulf between the time and air he requires, and the time and air he is going to get.
We saw an example of this during the international break, when a widely shared chart conveniently informed us that the player had been deemed – decisively – the poorest acquisition of the recent market by a survey of 20 agents. Naturally, the media are by no means the only ones in this. Team social media, online personalities, anonymous X accounts with a oddly high number of fake followers: everybody with skin in the game is now basically operating along the identical rules, an ecosystem explicitly geared for provocation.
The Psychological Toll
Scroll, scroll, tap, scroll. What are we doing to us? Are we aware, on any level, what this infinite stream of irritation is doing to our brains? Separate from the inherent strangeness of playing in the center of it all, aware on some surreal chain-reaction level that every single thing about them is now essentially material, commodity, public property to be packaged and exchanged.
And yes, in part this is because it's Manchester United, the corpse that keeps nourishing the narrative, a big club that must always be producing the strong emotions. However, in part this is a temporary malaise, a pendulum of judgment most visibly and cruelly observed at this time of year, about a month after the window has closed. All summer long we have been coveting footballers, praising them, drooling over them. Now, just a few weeks in, many of those very players are already being dismissed as failures. Is it time to be concerned about a new signing? Did Arsenal actually need Viktor Gyökeres wise? What was the purpose of Randal Kolo Muani?
A Wider Issue
It feels appropriate that Sesko faces their rivals on the weekend: a team simultaneously 13 months unbeaten at their stadium in the league and yet in their own state of feverish crisis, like submitting a a report on a person who popped to the store 30 minutes ago. Defensively suspect. Their star past his prime. Alexander Isak waste of money. Arne Slot losing his hair.
Perhaps we have not yet quite grasped the way the narrative of football has begun to supplant football itself, to inflect the way we watch it, an whole competition reoriented around discussion topics and immediate responses, an activity that happens in the backdrop while we browse through our devices, unable to disconnect from the saline drip of opinions and more takes. It may be this player taking the hit right now. However, we're all sacrificing a part of the experience here.